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Handwritten 200-year-old dismissal notice found on roof tile (bbc.co.uk)
2026-11-12 Thu | 62 points by nephihaha | original
[−]LoganDark · 2026-11-15 Sun 10:19 UTC · link
I miss the days when people would bring their animals on the job <3
[−]indrex · 2026-11-15 Sun 10:21 UTC · link
Blue tile, pink slip.
[−]zkmon · 2026-11-15 Sun 10:23 UTC · link
What's the purpose? Is it for communicating? or a signed document?

Maybe the clay composition, the process of firing it and the final product serve as the signature of the company? Also tile can't be burnt while paper can be. Interesting idea.

[−]bryanrasmussen · 2026-11-15 Sun 10:57 UTC · link
It's amusing to think this was that company's loser boss version of firing by voicemail. New load of tile, you put all the tile on the roof, hey there's one extra, hey there's writing on it, aw what the hell!!?
[−]bonesss · 2026-11-15 Sun 11:46 UTC · link
I'm reminded of the Kids in the Hall sketch where a boss calls his underling in for a superficially normal work meeting, puts his feet up on the desk, and "You're" "Fired" is written on the bottom of his shoes, sending hints until the employee quits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJtBaj5dXfU

[−]cyberax · 2026-11-15 Sun 11:03 UTC · link
Perhaps it was a joke?
[−]Oarch · 2026-11-15 Sun 11:29 UTC · link
A very British joke!
[−]tag2103 · 2026-11-15 Sun 14:56 UTC · link
Exactly what I was thinking - this looks like Thomas jabbing at John with an easter egg while he's up on a roof.
[−]fodkodrasz · 2026-11-15 Sun 11:51 UTC · link
Why do you overthink it? (The article also seems to mystify it a bit): Possibly put a paper on a drying work item and scribed it on paper, and it got imprinted through the paper.
[−]mitchdoogle · 2026-11-15 Sun 16:00 UTC · link
Definitely not. Writing on clay is not something that happens on accident. It requires some effort to impress into the clay and to make it legible.
[−]cloudbonsai · 2026-11-15 Sun 14:12 UTC · link
It seems that 19th-century tile makers sometimes used clay tiles as memo pads. Cawarden Reclaim (who found that dismissal notice) stumbled upon another tile that contains an order list:

    This is an old handmade pan tile, made on 21st July 1802. [...] Reading the information, it seems that this is an order list for the maker. With no paper and pen to hand, the words were jotted down on a freshly formed clay tile, which was waiting to be dried out and fired. This tile was fired, used on a roof, and remained in place for approximately 220 years. 
https://cawardenreclaim.co.uk/reclaimed-building-witness-to-...

I imagine that it was like writing a dismissal note on the white board after a heated office argument.

[−]jareklupinski · 2026-11-15 Sun 10:31 UTC · link
> Once the inscription had been made, the clay was fired to create a finished roof tile and was then put to its intended use.

fun fact: this is the origin of being 'let go' coming to be known as "getting fired"

[−]yorwba · 2026-11-15 Sun 10:39 UTC · link
[−]jareklupinski · 2026-11-15 Sun 11:06 UTC · link
it seems to agree haha:

> The sense of "sack, dismiss from employment" is recorded by 1877 (with out; 1879 alone) in American English.

> Research had found a firm called Thomas Austin Brick & Tile Makers, based at Clay Hills, Stoke-on-Trent in 1820

[−]yorwba · 2026-11-15 Sun 11:23 UTC · link
Thomas Austin in 1820 "discharged" the employee. And Stoke-on-Trent is in Britain.
[−]jareklupinski · 2026-11-15 Sun 11:27 UTC · link
its a long way across the pond, and you know how stories go when they travel :)
[−]layer8 · 2026-11-15 Sun 11:37 UTC · link
Maybe he was really an electrician.
[−]gpvos · 2026-11-15 Sun 12:58 UTC · link
Probably the first one then, electricity was still in the research stage at that time.
[−]smelendez · 2026-11-15 Sun 13:24 UTC · link
The parent comment was a pun on discharge but incidentally Ben Franklin is often called the first electrician and credited with coining the term.
[−]mjlee · 2026-11-15 Sun 10:58 UTC · link
I do wonder if British roofers in the 19th century had a similar sense of humour to British roofers today.

"Psst, pass this tile up to that useless so and so John..." or "Hey, John, there's one tile left over, you can have it."

[−]layer8 · 2026-11-15 Sun 11:32 UTC · link
> The fact that someone went to the trouble of writing that out on the back of clay before it was fired, and then firing the tile

Not to mention firing John Lewis. It does have some consistency to it.

[−]seanhunter · 2026-11-15 Sun 15:03 UTC · link
Every door that closes another one opens. Nowdays John Lewis is famous for home furnishings and heartwarming Christmas adverts.
[−]Aardwolf · 2026-11-15 Sun 13:42 UTC · link
They fired the clay to fire someone
[−]donkey_brains · 2026-11-15 Sun 13:44 UTC · link
“Hey John, what do you and this tile have in common?”

“What, boss?”

“You’re both about to be fired”

[−]reactordev · 2026-11-15 Sun 13:48 UTC · link
“To whom it may concern,

After thus performing one’s duties with this tile, report to E. Booker for reeducation.”

This is what I immediately thought of, some dystopian metaverse where a roofer gets sacked…

The story is less dystopian and pale.

[−]wolfi1 · 2026-11-15 Sun 14:08 UTC · link
how high was the rate of illiteracy then? I' guessing it was still high at that point in time, which makes you think why it was written out in the first place.
[−]post-it · 2026-11-15 Sun 15:53 UTC · link
1820s literacy rate in England was around 50%, though significantly higher for men.
[−]sowbug · 2026-11-15 Sun 16:20 UTC · link
The writing on the tile is surprisingly neat and legible, especially considering the medium.

Perhaps messy handwriting back then was less common, on the theory that either you knew how to write neatly, or you didn't know how to write at all.

[−]b112 · 2026-11-15 Sun 18:02 UTC · link
You had to write slower with a steel quill pen, I'd think. Dipping in ink pot, etc.
[−]tacostakohashi · 2026-11-15 Sun 14:23 UTC · link
This reminds me of my high school woodworking teacher, who would tend to write late notes for other teachers on pieces of wood whenever we didn't finish class on time.
[−]seanhunter · 2026-11-15 Sun 15:01 UTC · link
The tile next to it has got a 200-year-old offer of "generous" severance that is conditional on non-disclosure, non-disparagement, a waiver of all claims and an agreement to binding arbitration in the case of disputes.
[−]cucumber3732842 · 2026-11-15 Sun 15:23 UTC · link
Anywhere wood shingles/shakes are used for siding they're commonly used as scratch pads for record keeping. If the writing on them is no longer needed and they're the right size and close at hand they get installed. There are plenty of last month's time punches and yesterday's materials lists on people's houses.
[−]julianlam · 2026-11-15 Sun 16:19 UTC · link
> "The fact that someone went to the trouble of writing that out on the back of clay before it was fired, and then firing the tile and using it for the purpose it was designed for," Giles added.

This makes my brain hurt. The fact that some did that..... and?!

[−]dieselgate · 2026-11-15 Sun 16:38 UTC · link
It might be impossible to determine but wonder if it was a joke, written by another coworker or by the “dismissed”. Mostly find it odd the writing was done before the tile was cured. Anyway cool stuff. Reminds me of deciphering Roman graffiti a bit.
[−]lostlogin · 2026-11-15 Sun 16:43 UTC · link
> Deciphering Roman graffiti

Life of Brian had pointers on Roman graffiti

https://youtu.be/M3gNdGHsEIk

[−]InsideOutSanta · 2026-11-15 Sun 17:00 UTC · link
Yeah, I had the same thought. "Ya fired" jokes are pretty common, I doubt it was much different 200 years ago, and actually dismissing somebody by carving into a roof tile seems extremely odd.
[−]doodlebugging · 2026-11-15 Sun 16:40 UTC · link
In the last photo of the article you can see the lower part of the tile which must've been exposed to the weather.

My eyes may deceive me but I seem to see non-random patterns on the lower half that look like they could also be cursive writing. I wonder whether someone could image the tile with lidar or a scanner or maybe do a sonic density scan across the surface to see whether anything pops out.

[−]SquibblesRedux · 2026-11-15 Sun 17:22 UTC · link
Perhaps the tile was used as a flat writing surface. A note may have been written on a piece of paper that was on top of the tile at the time.